Nova sessão do DDS - WTF?

<div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="line-height: 18px;">Como vocês sabem (ou não) sou um dos administradores da página do facebook “Legendas da Depressão”, onde colocamos prints de legendas de séries (ou de filmes, programas de TV etc, mas o foco é nas séries) com erros, estranhas ou com alguma referência engraçada. Dito isso, pensei em fazer um post aqui no DDS juntando as melhores legendas já postadas na página e no futuro criar uma sessão própria no blog que chamaremos de "WTF?" :)</span></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"> <span style="line-height: 18px;">Então vamos a seleção das melhores legendas  já postadas no "Legendas da Depressão" ?</span></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"> <span style="line-height: 18px;"><br /></span></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"> <span style="line-height: 18px;"><b>AVISO!!! As postagens abaixo podem conter spoilers pra quem não viu a série então estejam avisados se quiserem continuar.</b></span></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"> <span style="line-height: 18px;"><br /></span></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <span style="line-height: 115%; text-align: justify;"></span></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"> <span style="line-height: 18px;">Shall we begin?</span></div> <div> <br /></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <b style="line-height: 115%; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><br /></span></b></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <b style="line-height: 115%; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">Siberia 1x01</span></b></div> </div> <span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;"> </span> </span><br /> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 115%;"><b><br /></b></span><span style="line-height: 18px;">Sibéria nem começou e já tem gente sambando na cara da sociedade e dos participantes do Reality.</span></div> <span style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 115%;"> </span> <br /> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;"><br /></span></span></div> <span style="font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;"> </span> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0lRw373dZsnyiEllWc2f_-_qNtS5gn3tiVNxIm1WV4vtEJ1Hn5D9gU0tBkpURKNHX29bBoON8gFTxR1GcXgB-fbHqIGnuioQaPN7kchtJF1pHwDU90fwCF1M5OODzyThEWurWL56C-3Dh/s1600/1045182_517042371683715_1357782536_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="211" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0lRw373dZsnyiEllWc2f_-_qNtS5gn3tiVNxIm1WV4vtEJ1Hn5D9gU0tBkpURKNHX29bBoON8gFTxR1GcXgB-fbHqIGnuioQaPN7kchtJF1pHwDU90fwCF1M5OODzyThEWurWL56C-3Dh/s400/1045182_517042371683715_1357782536_n.jpg" width="400" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 115%;"><br /></b> <b style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 115%;">Dexter 8x01</b></div> <br /> A zuera, ela nunca acaba. Nem em Dexter e nem com os legenders da Addic7ed.<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: inherit; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXjNtybJCnjIOXsHyDeKwzDfyMy1V-n6g4_OmSluF26zsJWYkA_n-6PnXZH0GuMx52gDr-7Cvh71by0BCmdUrFwpu8JvyVYsTWwjZxUBIsq5f79JeoJSWDTl8dCF-3HtxLRiDED5c-9qAC/s1600/1044937_516190958435523_1500382847_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="223" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXjNtybJCnjIOXsHyDeKwzDfyMy1V-n6g4_OmSluF26zsJWYkA_n-6PnXZH0GuMx52gDr-7Cvh71by0BCmdUrFwpu8JvyVYsTWwjZxUBIsq5f79JeoJSWDTl8dCF-3HtxLRiDED5c-9qAC/s400/1044937_516190958435523_1500382847_n.jpg" width="400" /></a></span></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <b style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 115%;"><br /></b></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <b style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 115%;">The Big Bang Theory </b></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /> Esse legender já cansou de legendar e sincronizar a abertura. Tenham dó dele!</div> <span style="font-family: inherit;"></span> <span style="font-family: inherit;"><br /></span> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQoROvRaL15iuY2G_QnEw4W_rFI5Be89ngtxr-8NHmj_-6jzzNCQdl9Y3di2Fq6suhQnAbmMEOAA4iTEk_w65iScYZD1cw8aGgzrvz0FspzHVL7qHLbQpbT0clgYTpDx02a6nXNiV0kHwJ/s1600/969746_504452949609324_1440515658_n.png" imageanchor="1"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><img border="0" height="230" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQoROvRaL15iuY2G_QnEw4W_rFI5Be89ngtxr-8NHmj_-6jzzNCQdl9Y3di2Fq6suhQnAbmMEOAA4iTEk_w65iScYZD1cw8aGgzrvz0FspzHVL7qHLbQpbT0clgYTpDx02a6nXNiV0kHwJ/s320/969746_504452949609324_1440515658_n.png" width="400" /></span></a></div> <div style="line-height: 115%; text-align: justify;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 115%;"><b><br /></b></span> <span style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 115%;"><b>Ray Donovan 1x01</b></span></div> </div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> A realidade sendo jogada sem nenhum ressentimento pros seriadores...<br /> <span style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 115%;"><br /></span></span></div> <span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;"> </span> </span><br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3HlrQPW43IaDlrUFrojR5UKRtO81ealkgPOXxDyjdWe9QsT06Ik92Lb7khrPEr7cLL2ufr6lkFtLhsHRgdsPYTkK3ZbtadJIbVRYUd4w2UOLu1Ph1vIVgNLKA8GryhQ6vyLwyzhrDGF6J/s1600/1009746_513961241991828_1354966361_n.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><img border="0" height="223" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3HlrQPW43IaDlrUFrojR5UKRtO81ealkgPOXxDyjdWe9QsT06Ik92Lb7khrPEr7cLL2ufr6lkFtLhsHRgdsPYTkK3ZbtadJIbVRYUd4w2UOLu1Ph1vIVgNLKA8GryhQ6vyLwyzhrDGF6J/s400/1009746_513961241991828_1354966361_n.png" width="400" /></span></a></div> <div style="line-height: 115%; text-align: justify;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 115%;"><b><br /></b></span> <span style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 115%;"><b>Dexter 5x07</b></span></div> </div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 17px;"><br /></span></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> Já baixei a música rasgueira, realmente é difícil de entender... O que importa é que é top da balada em Dexter.</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: inherit;"><br /></span></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFTgKJzgLMT-7vaGGkD_kiE2nkCs2yshHt_OO7JbTnH1pLTw3GpvvpoLaoT_zFGiY9uQyQYSktnHm8Tma0iljfM4oF4r_QtSl69M3bb5_9yHAMxvxo2kSrHNPnPXsfmI9rCaKkji4s5wI7/s1600/971252_499738803414072_493521060_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><img border="0" height="223" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFTgKJzgLMT-7vaGGkD_kiE2nkCs2yshHt_OO7JbTnH1pLTw3GpvvpoLaoT_zFGiY9uQyQYSktnHm8Tma0iljfM4oF4r_QtSl69M3bb5_9yHAMxvxo2kSrHNPnPXsfmI9rCaKkji4s5wI7/s400/971252_499738803414072_493521060_n.jpg" width="400" /></span></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: inherit;"><b><b style="font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;"><br /></b></b></span> <span style="font-family: inherit;"><b><b style="font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;">Polícia 24 horas</b></b></span></div> <span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif";"> <br /><span style="font-size: 15px; line-height: 17px;">Claro, como se um botijão de gás não fosse agressão. </span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: inherit;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: inherit;"><br /></span> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHPJ0aZYUiQwX0EPLaGTnRnX32mx3eN4DqYw8dFYya5XOrsmm7Lrivl3gzufhXMJCSWjNPI3M0HkEg_2Ip3yijuWIAHT5Iv6N1HvQXydoqI3UTxzsYUF1IhBJKk91t1eJoALn6hDnXMc2d/s1600/970026_506493369405282_73073663_n.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHPJ0aZYUiQwX0EPLaGTnRnX32mx3eN4DqYw8dFYya5XOrsmm7Lrivl3gzufhXMJCSWjNPI3M0HkEg_2Ip3yijuWIAHT5Iv6N1HvQXydoqI3UTxzsYUF1IhBJKk91t1eJoALn6hDnXMc2d/s400/970026_506493369405282_73073663_n.png" width="357" /></span></a></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 115%;"><b><br /></b></span> <span style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 115%;"><b>Orphan Black 1x06</b></span></div> </div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 115%;"><br /></span><span style="line-height: 18px;">Achem a galinha nessa cena.</span></div> <span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;"> </span> </span><br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: inherit; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZ6rb8R3uTFQPZaUG7sj4Zz1IYo-bumudtshuu47Xs2lzad3CwnBJRHv8rtiRfKtAIFID813rL5Sg3e1UBWy6O6mOk4yQ8MomTI8Gqi90FlKrrML94xwpxt7LbXu8yWQNsUAuGuFcccHGg/s1600/428628_494509727270313_810197825_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="188" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZ6rb8R3uTFQPZaUG7sj4Zz1IYo-bumudtshuu47Xs2lzad3CwnBJRHv8rtiRfKtAIFID813rL5Sg3e1UBWy6O6mOk4yQ8MomTI8Gqi90FlKrrML94xwpxt7LbXu8yWQNsUAuGuFcccHGg/s400/428628_494509727270313_810197825_n.jpg" width="400" /></a></span></div> <div style="text-align: start;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="line-height: 115%; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><b><br /></b></span></span> <span style="line-height: 115%; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><b>Homeland 1x10</b></span></span></div> </div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <b style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><br /></span></b></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="line-height: 18px;">E depois da galinha, o senhor ai ama chupar um galo. MAS QQ ISSO MEU SENHÔ? KD ORGANIZAÇÃO DE PROTEÇÃO DOS ANIMAIS? KD O IBAMA?</span></div> <div style="line-height: 115%; text-align: justify;"> <br /></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; line-height: 115%; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0qGRyOKaAGpb6HQok7LD31rshPj0eA9kUkMxTWrrDu2juOecz1_C7l7eiO-aRhv38AA6w4AZo3ea_4M-te0IFUMU9-TDMM14d4qIYbPC1qJGhodGR6v37dK6mcGg2w5yWVl1MVbfJ3Mu5/s1600/425279_502004763187476_835605748_n.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><img border="0" height="225" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0qGRyOKaAGpb6HQok7LD31rshPj0eA9kUkMxTWrrDu2juOecz1_C7l7eiO-aRhv38AA6w4AZo3ea_4M-te0IFUMU9-TDMM14d4qIYbPC1qJGhodGR6v37dK6mcGg2w5yWVl1MVbfJ3Mu5/s400/425279_502004763187476_835605748_n.png" width="400" /></span></a></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; line-height: 115%; text-align: center;"> <b style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 17px;"><br /></b></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; line-height: 115%; text-align: center;"> <b style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 17px;">Game of Trones 3x07</b></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> </div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /> <span style="line-height: 18px; text-align: justify;">Sansa só percebeu isso depois de 3 temporadas? Tá meio lerdinha essa moça.</span></div> </div> <span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;"> </span> </span><br /> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; line-height: 115%; text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: inherit;"><br /></span></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; line-height: 115%; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7Jd5p-y755BYdPdyB3L4mhC0QteO4I0cAPal7XAcCM8rvHE82c84nL2Ulvwi_FEy85uqRDtzEFBU5pBM5VYKorb4umJHQlbbO6AjF3fvCLw961EvtDSm6SfwZElYa3iGTdUh1ZKqGzL1A/s1600/401926_496636640390955_161455700_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="line-height: 115%; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><img border="0" height="223" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7Jd5p-y755BYdPdyB3L4mhC0QteO4I0cAPal7XAcCM8rvHE82c84nL2Ulvwi_FEy85uqRDtzEFBU5pBM5VYKorb4umJHQlbbO6AjF3fvCLw961EvtDSm6SfwZElYa3iGTdUh1ZKqGzL1A/s400/401926_496636640390955_161455700_n.jpg" width="400" /></span></a></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; line-height: 115%; text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; line-height: 115%; text-align: center;"> <b style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;">Spartacus  </span><span style="line-height: 115%;">- War of the Damned</span></span></b></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <br /> Nasir uma guerreira de fibra, um exemplo!<br /> Opa, pera. Tem algo errado.</div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; line-height: 115%; text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: inherit;"><br /></span></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; line-height: 115%; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7VStX-mdWZibTcjgLUCqqAv6Cq2mES2jGYgnWkRGX2_MV7V7IdCmffRDbv89_3c_dhvlGYBrR80FRpBV36LIifd62pOpSDPUPhGNlvfkqC7Iq7swyyivxzBvNw75POWRxvf5wmdPc_Uvq/s1600/295408_491986817522604_278641816_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><img border="0" height="223" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7VStX-mdWZibTcjgLUCqqAv6Cq2mES2jGYgnWkRGX2_MV7V7IdCmffRDbv89_3c_dhvlGYBrR80FRpBV36LIifd62pOpSDPUPhGNlvfkqC7Iq7swyyivxzBvNw75POWRxvf5wmdPc_Uvq/s400/295408_491986817522604_278641816_n.jpg" width="400" /></span></a></div> <span style="font-family: inherit;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"></span><br /></span> <br /> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="font-family: Calibri, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 15px; line-height: 17px;">E pra fechar, o maior sucesso da página tanto que virou a capa! Afinal, as buzinas buzinam não é verdade?</span></span></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; line-height: 115%; text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; line-height: 115%; text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: inherit;"><br /></span></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZNQABsyOQYjsbMsIU2xgTwzK-AGVJUxoL_JBdPqOlvYsGjkCGcw45q6_VdeiLSKC9F8cKtiPT73vlFkWC2QSWGBPGgm15aKH7MFYg_5cwTUtJQLGPCx7esp1NShXCixXwND5a_HnEOWHH/s1600/397952_491881997533086_693330439_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="line-height: 115%; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><img border="0" height="223" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZNQABsyOQYjsbMsIU2xgTwzK-AGVJUxoL_JBdPqOlvYsGjkCGcw45q6_VdeiLSKC9F8cKtiPT73vlFkWC2QSWGBPGgm15aKH7MFYg_5cwTUtJQLGPCx7esp1NShXCixXwND5a_HnEOWHH/s400/397952_491881997533086_693330439_n.jpg" width="400" /></span></a></div> <span style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 115%;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 115%;">Curtiram? Então curtam a página "Legendas da Depressão" lá, tem mais pérolas:</span><br /> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 17px;"><br /></span></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; line-height: 115%; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/LegendasDaDepressao?fref=ts"><span style="font-family: inherit;">https://www.facebook.com/LegendasDaDepressao?fref=ts</span></a></div> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <div style="line-height: 115%;"> <span style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 115%;"><br /></span></div> <div> <span style="line-height: 18px;">Na próxima postagem teremos legendas inéditas! Fiquem atentos! E sugestões são sempre bem vindas, se vocês virem alguma pérola e quiserem mandar pra aparecer aqui na sessão mandem um email pra diariodeseriador@gmail.com ou mande um inbox pra página do facebook, com os devidos créditos!</span><br /> <span style="line-height: 18px;"><br /></span> <span style="line-height: 18px;">Até a próxima!</span></div> </div> </div>

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